We are proud to announce that the Darkvale Labs guest experience is now pretty much up and running. This single scene thematic adventure offers local suburban adventurers a chance to spend a few minutes soaking up the steam and thunder of our Research and Development wing, and maybe even to score some free candy as befitting the upcoming holiday. Safety goggles and boots are not required, but those of weaker constitutions should be advised that some of our machinery has a tendency to loudly purge itself of surplus voltage with little to no warning. In other words, some things go bang; kindly don't pee on our floor. We look forward to hosting intrepid strangers, friends, and vaguely unsettling acquaintances, and hope to see you there. We will be open at intermittent periods during the weekends of the 18th and 25th, but expect us to be running strong during Halloween weekend, with costumes, lab assistants and questionable accents. Feel free to message us in the comments or on our FaceBook page, and we will be happy to set up private appointments. For those who are unavailable to attend, we will be posting elaborate film and photo documentation here on the site, and if you put in good quality earbuds and press your face against the monitor or tablet, it's as good as being there, and may even buy you some elbow room at the workplace lunch table. We at DarkVale Laboratories look forward to meeting our distinguishing clientele, both past and future. So long for now.