After years of building nefarious contraptions, the staff of Darkvale Studios realized that we did not have a website. The daunting task of building one was assigned to me, because of my genius with digital gadgetry, and the fact that I was not in the room during this meeting. After finding and blowing the cobwebs off our computer, I wandered onto the internet, eager to look this new digital frontier in the eye. Many hours of whimsical cats, overly bearded duck hunters, and expanding Kardashian posteriors later, I had the knowledge I would need to build the website you now look upon. Welcome, weary internet voyager, to our humble new kingdom of ones and zeroes! Explore, enjoy, and spread the word to those you care about.
In days and weeks ahead, more will be added to this site. We have a lovely emporium under construction, and look forward to selling our trinkets to an eager public, once we have figured out how to remove all those sharp edges that seem to upset the authorities so badly. I have also been informed by management that I shall have to learn the ways of "YouTube", "Twitter", and "FaceBook", if I ever expect these chains to be removed, so look forward to those developments as well. God help me, they even told me to practice my duckface.
Look to this "blog" (which I always thought was a digestive mishap, but have recently been taught otherwise) for regular updates and random bits of whimsy. We here at Darkvale Studios look forward to this bold new era of World Wide Web participation, and hope to become quite wealthy with the right kinds of public relations. I am even trying to get in touch with this Mister Google, who I hear has quite the website of his own. If anyone knows his number, kindly send it my way.
Thank you my friends, and so long for now...