By the very nature of the artifacts we collect, certain human beings must put themselves in peril. Brave, adventurous, slightly unintelligent human beings. Of course, this means we have purged a few members over the years - lost at sea, devoured by South American cannibals, bludgeoned by angry Mongols in a Tibetan tavern, gored by startled moose in Newfoundland... one unlucky devil was even murdered in Reno by Johnny Cash for no apparent reason. But occupational drawbacks aside (OSHA hates when I call death an occupational drawback, but I hate OSHA, so I guess we're even), providing artifacts of intrigue for Darkvale's Emporium can be a very fulfilling way to make a few shekels, should one have the required backbone and stunted IQ to do so. Another much safer alternative is to become one of our artists, selling your creative endeavors in our ever growing online bazaar, which means you can create nearly anything you want within a certain handful of guidelines, and we will happily post and sell it at a slight markup. We seek unique pieces, free of any legal or safety liabilities, but possessing the quirky darkness that has put us on the map. Any interested parties should contact us, and we will be happy to send you the short list of rules and regulations that keep our hindquarters clear of the lawyers that swim these dark American waters. With our trade show only a couple of weeks away, there is much to be done, but even after it has passed, we will continue to grow and sell pieces online year round, so please don't be shy about contacting us at any time. The digital pirate ship that Darkvale Studios has become will always need more crew, and all those with a creative itch to scratch are only a few keystrokes away from destiny. Explore our Emporium, and see if there's room on its shelves for your own mad dreams.