The people who carry weapons like these are very rare. These belong to people of courage, action, honor, and destiny. They belong to people who face potential death and refuse to flinch. They belong to people none of you even deserve to meet. Let’s face it, half of you are sitting in the bathroom while you read this, don’t pretend otherwise. But thanks to Darkvale Studios, even if you can’t be one of those people, you can be outfitted like one. Space monsters are hard to find and even harder to kill, but thanks to our complete lack of background checks (Florida is occasionally good for some things), you and all your drunken maniac friends can arm yourselves with the very latest in atomic disintegration weaponry, shiny and fresh from the famous Darkvale workbench. Even if all your stories of space monster destruction are utter lies, the fact that you own the proper weaponry will defeat any doubts of your bravery, or at least any willingness to argue about it. So send us a message, and we’ll see to it that you are far better prepared for epic deeds of stunning intergalactic courage than your tiny suburban reality will ever require. Darkvale Studios - proudly capitalizing on an ever less truthful world.