Working in the Darkvale shops is not for the faint of heart. If you have a problem with toxic chemicals, cruel sarcasm, poorly maintained power tools, occasional rabid lemur attacks, explosive profanity, or not being paid, you may wish to seek employment elsewhere. But for those hardy, fearless, or dimwitted few who make the cut, you will have tales of workplace adventure to last a lifetime. It also helps that we drastically shorten your expected lifetime. Our employees endure long hours, unrealistic management demands, and an unquestionably hazardous work environment. At the very least, our rabid lemur containment could stand a serious upgrade. Despite all this, the work we do is rewarding and those who survive it seem willing to come back for more. So if you're interested in a truly unique, if not terribly well paid, work experience, drop us an email and join the Darkvale adventure. On an unrelated note, if you have need of up to seven angry rabid lemurs, look no further than Darkvale Studios to scratch your unusual itch. We ask no questions.