After a brief technological hiatus, Darkvale Studios is putting on its spiky goth boots and reentering the mosh pit of social media. The clouds of sawdust and unpleasant music still fill the air in our production shop, and the strange projects are growing ever stranger, but it feels good to leave the shop floor to fire up the computer and check back in on the modern world with all its Beibers and Kardashians and HuffPos. We will soon be entering the worlds of Twitter, Instagram, and Etsy, as well as a few other silly words the marketing department rattled off at me before I outran them. I did successfully load some images into Pinterest, so feel free to look us up when you wish to take a break from whimsical baby and kitten pictures, and feel free to follow us on Facebook and share us with your friends, enemies, acquaintances, awkward romantic partners, unbearable coworkers, etc. Stay tuned for more news and more uncomfortable humor in weeks ahead.

So long for now...

Our army of robotic supermen hellbent on planetary domination, currently on hold due to budgetary restrictions.