Here at Darkvale Studios, we bring together artists, inventors, and world travellers under one roof to create products and artwork that speak to the adventurer in everyone. Between climbing jungle pyramids in the Yucatan, being paid to spend an evening in a coffin as dinner party entertainment, sipping champagne atop the Eiffel tower, peering into the empty eyesockets of Irish peat bog mummies, or piloting a homemade flying machine into the Atlantic ocean in front of ninety thousand spectators*, we have risked our necks and dignity time and again to accumulate a unique creative background to draw from. We try to bring a welcome touch of happy madness to all our projects, and a touch of distance and destiny to our artwork. Failing that, we just try to make pretty things, and maybe people will buy them if we distract them with enough genital and flatulence based humor. Mahalo.
* while exaggeration does happen a lot on these blogs, all of the items listed here are true, and just a tiny whiff of a lifetime of unbridled wierdness. Seriously, building robotics for giant mutant bugs is among the more normal stuff I do.