Despite the sinister style usually associated with Darkvale Studios, we do reach out to those with more lighthearted tastes as well. While we won’t be selling kitten posters or doorstops with the word “dream” on them anytime soon, we are happy to feature a line of products for those who love tiki culture and vintage exotica. Custom purses and accessories, tropical murals, and, if we can finally get US Customs to accept a bribe without getting all snitty about it, authentic shrunken human heads. Despite a closet full of Hawaiian shirts, we still tend to get pretty dark around here. We look forward to growing our line of tiki products, so if there’s anything you yearn for that doesn’t exist yet, well, weird crap that was probably never meant to be happens to be our specialty. We should probably hire a marketing person to clean that up a bit for us, but it works for now.
Weird crap that was probably never meant to be.
Skip the marketing guru, we need Morgan Freeman.